Paper Round

 Aint it funny how everything we love

 Fades away like that wispy cloud above

Aint it peculiar how a warm summers day

Can be followed by rain and dismal grey

I'm not certain if love can last forever

Unless we pay installments on the never never

Have the fortunate never wept or cried

Are there victims so honest and never lied

As a child were you taught then told

That you were hated and left out in the cold

Did the punishments ever really fit the crime

Were you beaten down then had to pay a fine

Did your parents bring you up the right way

Were you silent and never allowed to say

Anything that maybe wasn't true 

Was your existence sometimes sad but forever blue

Not allowed out to play or see your friends

Cast in solitude  until the bitter end

When they decided they needed an errand run

You the enemy" became the chosen one

As a child were you taught then told

That you were hated and left out in the cold

Did the punishments ever really fit the crime

Were you beaten down then had to pay a fine

I guess a deposit refund was never on the cards

Paper rounds and task were somewhat hard

I hated getting up so god dam early

Delivering News before school was surely

Not a good way to prepare for the day

I hated the Bag the weight and pitiful pay

As a child were you taught then told

That you were hated and left out in the cold

Did the punishments ever really fit the crime

Were you beaten down then had to pay a fine

It was dark when I woke at five

Never felt good to be awake or alive

Those times are still with me today

But if I'm asked how I am " I say ok"

How are you how are you

Yes ok I'm fine thank you 

How are you? You stop and say

Yes I'm fine on this beautiful day

Hmmmmm Hmmmmm Hmmmmm Hmm Hmmm Hmm Hmm

Yes I'm fine thank you today

No paper round for me today

October Ghost n Ghouls

Down in the basement where the mice run about

There’s a big hairy monster that’s freaking me out

He makes a sound that could wake up the dead

It’s piercing my ears and gets inside my head

Shhhhh,! Shhhhh!

Can you hear the scratching on my basement wall

Am I imagining as I creep into the hall

Lights flicker on and off as they dance upon the night

Oh my !oh my! oh my! oh my!  This is giving me a fright.

October brings out Ghost and Ghouls on this day each year

Scratching at the Windows " Filling me with fear

Monster in the basement, shadow in the dark

Eyes that glow red like a dragon’s fiery spark

Screams howl around the air within a chilling breeze

Haunting every corner so no one is at ease

Every step sounds like a thunder clap within a quiet room

Echoing all its danger and immediate doom

I think I saw him lurking in the corner near the wall

I swear his breath was acid green and stood over six foot tall

October brings out Ghost and Ghouls on this day each year

Scratching at the Windows " Filling me with fear

My heart is racing with the fear of Halloween and terror

The spiders maze of cobwebs silky, strong and clever

The Monster in the basement must be playing tricks

I need to find some courage to hit it with my lego bricks

Afraid of playing in this dark and spooky game

Someone’s Calling out for me yeah shouting out my name

With a voice so loud, deep and grim

I don't want to be the monsters next victim

October brings out Ghost and Ghouls on this day each year

Scratching at the Windows " Filling me with fear

When I think it’s over and I see the light of day

I hear the sound of laughter, and it gives the game away

Down in the basement, from whence I had just fled

I realize the monster was just inside my head.

Wooo wooo woooo wooo do you hear that sound

I can hear a cackle and laughter all around

Three Little Words

You knocked on my door at a quarter past eight,

You turned and said, "Hey, let’s go out on a date."
I got so excited, saying "yea why not"
A date seemed perfect, well worth a shot.

I felt so nervous, but heaven knows why,
My heart was trembling from the butterflies
Every glance we shared, love filled the air,
Moments that passed felt like truth or dare.

My heart skipped a beat as we walked hand in hand,
Using our fingers drawing hearts in the sand.
The mood said it all when you whispered in my ear,
The three little words I’d been longing to hear.

You made me blush when down on one knee,
Presented a ring and asked, "Will you marry me?"
Showing your feelings and with the rings bright glow
With all the love in my heart how could I ever say no?

The moment you asked the world fell away
It’s just you and me come what may
I’ll walk with you we'll build a bright new story
Our light will shine like a heavenly glory

While time danced softly through our hands,
Having high hopes and many future plans
Wearing your ring our new life begins
No longer dashed hopes floating in the wind

My heart skipped a beat as we walked hand in hand,
Using our fingers drawing hearts in the sand.
We smiled face to face as we said “I do”
And those three little words “ I love you”

So were standing here , with a love pure and true,
Hands entwined now,  just me and you.
With our future and dreams yet to be told
With a life time of memories for us to behold

My heart skipped a beat as we walked on by
Seeing a cloud shape above in the sky
No longer single and never to part
The shape we saw was our one true heart

With laughter and joy, forever we will be,
A love story written, just for you and for me.
Those three little words said honest and true
Three little words…..”I love you”

No longer casting our hopes in the wind
Together at last a love without end

My heart skips a beat while hand in hand

Forever our hearts drawn in the sand

Hand in Hand yeah more than friends

Our love will mature and never end

My heart skips a beat while hand in hand

Forever our hearts drawn in the sand

Relegation Squad ( Sub houti O)

 Count me out as I'm not playing

I have run out of patience and my mind is fraying

As for tactics I'm not too sure

Losing is our legacy "Just ask the poor"

We need to field our strongest team

The Squad is weak " You know what I mean"

"Playing four four two with restore no use"

Just one up front wont be an excuse

We're all following Reform over land and sea

Burnham Your Sentence awaits "Just you wait and see" 

Your relegation will soon come

You and Mohammed the 3rd world scum!

This Government is blatantly going to kill

Our Historic Game our future for real

Bringing in Filth of ill repute

While dressing em up in western suits

The refs and var turn a blind eye

The Arab invasion "The limit sky high"

Laundering Money after every game

The loony left clubs have no shame

We're all following Reform over land and sea

Burnham Your Sentence awaits "Just you wait and see" 

Your relegation will soon come

You and Mohammed the 3rd world scum!

Every vote sent down the outside left

Ringers are used till there last breath

Nothing coming center or right

If you think its Bull "Watch the Highlights Tonight

The working Classes are losing their game

Labour United have no shame

Boat loads of Villains coming your way

Yeah Aston Villians, we heard the future king Say

We're all following Reform over land and sea

Burnham your Sentence awaits "Just you wait and see" 

Your relegation will soon come

You and Mohammed the 3rd world scum!

I wont take part I'm an England Fan

Sick and tired of the Muzzie Man

Supporting three Lions the badge and flag

Smash the Boats while burning their rags

The moral of this song yeah its meaning too

Don't be treated like second class or the village fool

"The end is nigh" yep the end of our league

We are suffering from patience fatigue

When Saturday comes "Their is no doubt"

Lets kick off, Yeah scream and shout

If the wasters expect us to say alright

The are in for a shock and a fight tonight

We wont be running "No we wont Move"

Our rights are ours and we're here to prove

We shall not "ever be moved"

No we Shall Not "ever be moved

We're all following Reform over land and sea

Burnham Your Sentence awaits "Just you wait and see" 

Your relegation will soon come

You and Mohammed the 3rd world scum!

I don't believe that Love is Blind

I sailed upon the oceans for a million years

I survived a thousand lifetimes , shed so many tears

I have looked into the eyes of a hundred faces past

I’ve connected with the stars that heaven had to cast

Underneath the water where the merfolk do belong

Way up in the sky where the angels sing their songs

I’ve searched this world with wonder a hopefulness inside

But cannot seem to find the meaning of the tide

I don’t believe that love is blind

It sees the flaws we leave behind

Searching still and now grown old

The days grow short the nights now cold

I can not pass a judgment on the crimes you did to me

You chained me to a path , never able to be free

I never thought I’d love someone as deeply or as true

You gave my life a purpose, the time I spent with you

So searching each and every road that climbs twist or bends

To see if this is where my bitter sweet journey ends

You’ll always be my happy place a special thought and space

Every dark memory with the image of your face

I don’t believe that love is blind

It sees the flaws we leave behind

Searching still and now grown old

The days grow short the nights now cold

I promised myself that I wouldn’t give up

No matter how heavy or hard my luck

No distance or time will ever erase

Warm sunshine smiles and depth of grace

Holding on tight to memories past

Kept forever in my heart to last

A stubborn fire still glows in my soul

Hot to the touch like red hot coal

Nothing is left now but the dust in my hands,

And the long, heavy toils from these desolate lands.

Turn off The Phone

 I don't need WIFI to talk to you

You live in my heart stuck forever like glue

The internet wont tell me what I need to say

No need to follow as with you today

Grinder date sites don't do it for us

Meet for a drink and not make a fuss

If the magic happens surely that is the key

Connecting with your personality

Lets down tools and turn off the phones

See what its like, just us all alone

Saying the things only we need to hear

A whisper a kiss keeping it sincere

Give me the latter days any old time

Lets make hay while the warm sun shines

Taking my girl out, enjoying a meal

Protecting her shoulders from the evening chill

Speed dating is dated and out of the question

Sending  occasions in the wrong direction

Strangers cant get to know you that quick

Unless they have magic and a special trick

Lets down tools and turn off the phones

Explore new places, just us all alone

Saying the things only we need to hear

A whisper a kiss keeping it sincere

We would go out to a pub or bar

Take a taxi home and ditch the car

People would meet and dance all night

And if you were lucky avoided a fight

So much more special than pressing your thumb

On an I pad or phone It seems so dumb

The atmosphere of a special place

Looking after my girl, stroke her hair and face

Lets down tools and turn off the phones

See what its like, just us all alone

Saying the things only we need to hear

A whisper a kiss keeping it sincere

Yeah honey so lets down tools

Just us two hearts keeping it cool

Enjoy a Hug yeah a squeeze and kiss

Just turn off that phone " It wont be missed"

Turn off the phone yeah turn it off

Your kisses are sweet your skin so soft

La la la la la la la la just you and I yeah all alone

La la la la la la la la  In a loving embrace yeah all alone

In a loving embrace yeah all alone

Humm babababababa hummmm babababababa hmmmmm yeah yeah yeah...

Sin & Zero

Always Sin forever zero

Never sweet not my hero

A darkness covers your fading light

The bleakest shadow in a deep dark night

Yeah you used to shine like a precious stone

But now just chill me to the bone

Always Sin forever zero

Never sweet not my hero

Once a pearl a florescent shell

Now a rusting hinge on the gates of hell

I could patiently wait for you to change

But your signal seems so out of range

Always Sin forever zero

Never sweet not my hero

A darkness covers your fading light

The bleakest shadow in a deep dark night

Your looking so grey "A frown so sad"

Once good loving has now turned bad

Sweet now sour, that luster now matt

That Persian Rug now threadbare and black

Once upon a time "You were my sun and moon"

But now you sing to a different tune

Always sin forever zero

Once so sweet and once my hero

Once a pearl a florescent shell

Now a rusting hinge on the gates of hell

I could patiently wait for you to change

But your signal seems so out of range

Yeah you used to shine like a precious stone

But now just chill me to the bone

Always Sin forever zero

Never sweet not my hero

Always Sin forever zero

Never sweet not my hero

Yeah never sweet no more my hero

Once so sweet now sin and zero

Sin and zero hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm

Once so sweet hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmm