Punting down the river yeah down the river Thames
I aint got no boat though as have different aims
Aiming to find me some cockney jellied eels
Catching em with the Ealing Club, I'll tell you how that feels
Westminster Pier with me uncle Chad
He aint no fisherman but he is quite the lad
He punches people up the throat while popping lots of pills
And he likes to play some bridge while eating jellied eels
I say I say I say what's that in your sky rocket
Oh that's just me Rod "I keep it in my pocket"
Gosh it looks enormous " Must be a bloomin pain"
It can be handy though when Eeling in the rain
Pie n mash pie n mash earn and spend a little cash
Buy some rizla roll your own
One handed trick while on the phone
Punting down the River Trent
North of Watford far from Kent
We poach some Salmon and local trout
While having a beer and Rolling snout
I say I say I say what's that in your sky rocket
Oh that's just me Rod "I keep it in my pocket"
Gosh it looks enormous " Must be a blooming pain"
It can be handy though when Eeling in the rain
I say I say I say what's your bleeding game?
What's that hanging from your belt? Is it what's his name?
Its just me rod " I tend to wear it all the time"
I use it while I'm Punting Along the Ealing Line
Punting down the river yeah down the river Thames
I aint got no boat though as have different aims
Aiming to find me some cockney jellied eels
Catching em with the Ealing Club, I'll tell you how that feels
So what ya doing later? Are you out with Maive
Down at the coach and horses or staying in your cave
We aint decided yet as depends on how we feel
After a day out punting and catching Jellied Eels
