Money to Burn

 The juke box kids gonna lift the lid

So grab a table and a chair

Order a Burger with loaded fries

While putting up your hair

He takes a coin from his back pocket

Shouts come on! then "lets rock it"!

Selects a number from his motor head

We listen as he knocks us dead

He presses "A" nineteen Then the record drops

The Needle rides within the groove

T.Rex begin to Rock

Get it on or Bang a Gong

Turn up the Volume within this song

We love to hear it way up loud 

Like Nazareth Loud and Proud

There is a queue behind The Juke Box Kid

waiting on their turn

They will have to suck it up

For he's got money to burn burn burn

The next in line is G thirty nine

Your waiting on something so divine

Its Eddie Cochran and Summer time Blues

The whole dam place is blowing a fuse

Another press is on the cards

This joint is loud and Rocking hard

There is a queue behind The Juke Box Kid

so now he really flips his lid

people waiting on their turn

For he's got money to burn burn burn

B Fifty Two is his third choice

Shouts and screams raising his voice

Alice is loud and has us fooled

They never taught this in our schools

There is a queue behind The Juke Box Kid

waiting on their turn

They will have to suck it up

For he's got money to burn burn burn

Another coin goes in with a shout of

Play a little Blues

The press of W Fifty Five

The Sound of Queen keeps yourself alive

B sides too are in line to blow this place apart

Sunken Rags Jitterbug Love where do you wanna start

Ruby Tuesday, God only knows, and don't forget Maggie May

Keep feeding the juke box all night long to this very day

There is a queue behind The Juke Box Kid

waiting on their turn

They will have to suck it up

For he's got money to burn burn burn

Don't forget Johnny Walker who loved the seventies

Five Hundred and sixty seven entered into surely what must be

The greatest Jukebox in the world and it will always be

 Free Bird the last track that our johnny chose

A Sad Goodbye bleeding heart and a blood red rose

Listen up if you agree

To remember this and remember Me

Put that coin into the slot

 and play that Country Fused with Rock

There is a queue behind The Juke Box Kid

waiting on their turn

They will have to suck it up

For he's got money to burn burn burn

You cannot rid the jukebox kid

For he's got money to burn burn burn

Yeah "He's got Money To Burn"

Valentine Boogaloo

What say you Boogaloo

Could you be my Valentine too

The one and only one for Me

The one whom always holds the key

The key to my heart and desire

Boogaloo set me on fire

When you whisper Boogaloo

and say again " I love You

I reply with the True

I love You Too Boogaloo

Don't forget Boogaloo

The words we sing  like Kalamazoo

Timbuctoo and Scooby doo

Believe in our friend Barney Mcgrew

Also the songs of Zanadu

We have each other so please stay Mine

Be forever my Valentine 

This magical day comes once a year

But listen close" Dont shed a Tear

I tell you at least once a day

Boogaloo Listen up Hey Hey Hey

Don't forget Boogaloo

The words we sing  like Kalamazoo

Timbuctoo and Scooby doo

Believe in our friend Barney Mcgrew

Also the songs of Zanadu

Be My February Valentine

For twelve Months Your heart be mine

I give to you love heart candy

Boogaloo just you and me

What say you Boogaloo

Could you be my Valentine too

The one and only one for Me

The one whom always holds the key

Don't forget Boogaloo

The words we sing  like Kalamazoo

Timbuctoo and Scooby doo

Believe in our friend Barney Mcgrew

Also the songs of Zanadu

I love You  yeah Boogaloo

Love you Now and always too

Kalamazoo, Timbuctoo Barney Mac, Scoobey Doo

Sing it loud "Zanadu" Boogaloo yeah Boogaloo

Happy Happy Valentines

Love you always to be mine

Juke Box Kid

Born in December Fifty Five

Bill Hailey Rocking and keeping alive

The sound he started and The Jive

We are the Children of the Blues

Rocking out in Blue Suede Shoes

The Gigs the Dance and Rock and Roll

Along with us to save our souls

Juke box kid born in Fifty Five

Bill Hailey Rocking out and keeping alive

Rock around the clock,  the dance and Jive

The best time ever to be alive

Every café on the street invited You

To Put a coin in the slot and Boogie too

The Two eyes coffee bar second to none

Cliff and the shadows singing for fun

Tommy Steele and Joe Brown

Would play all day so come around

Enjoy the fifties, Music and trends

Meet at the Dance along with friends

Juke box kid born in Fifty Five

Bill Hailey Rocking out and keeping alive

Rock around the clock,  the dance and Jive

The best time ever to be alive

There aint no one can spoil the fun

The old stay home" Its for the Young

Teenage kicks on a Friday Night

Teddy Boys, Drapes and ready to fight

Its time to jive jive and stay alive

The Blues clubs open " Oh what a dive"

No need to worry or be afraid

At the end of the night look to get laid

Juke box kid born in Fifty Five

Bill Hailey Rocking out and keeping alive

Rock around the clock,  the dance and Jive

The best time ever to be alive

The girls are up for the Jive

Rock around the clock till sunrise

Nobody at the bar is waiting to go

Anywhere else so on with the show

The Comets are rocking along with Bill

If you aint  dancing?" Your over the Hill"

The Juke box kid has set alight

The Juke box sounds on a Saturday night

Rocking out till Monday Morning

Its red hot and comes with a warning

You have a week to get ready and show

Friday comes Ready, Steady, Go

Juke box kid born in Fifty Five

Bill Hailey Rocking out and keeping alive

Rock around the clock,  the dance and Jive

The best time ever to be alive

Ready Steady Go, Ready Steady Go, Ready Teddy Ready, Ready , Ready Teddy Go

Ready steady ready, Ready steady Go

Juke box kid born in Fifty Five

Bill Hailey Rocking out and keeping alive

Rock around the clock,  the dance and Jive

The best time ever to be alive

Rock a billy rock a billy rock a billy rock

Rock around the clock yeah!! rock around the clock

Silent Assassin

 It were nineteen thirty when I sat down

In the Casino just outside uptown

The room was full with noise and sound

The night were young" My Table Found"

Players eager to start a game

Hold em poker was the aim

Getting comfy in my seat

I could here another heartbeat

A tall slender Woman with piercing Blue eyes

Silver Grey Hair added to disguise

Striking Lips of Pillar box red

And a Smile to knock any Man Dead

We all stood as she took her seat

Dripping in Jewels looking complete

This cool classy woman was making me

Rethink my aim and strategy

While we played hand after hand

I tried to keep my focus and

Not look to seem a little blush

when she turned me over with a Flush

An expensive night losing our cash

To the striking Beauty " Our hopes were dashed"

We ended up with zero chips

As the Silent Assassin pursed her lips

We all stood as she took her seat

Dripping in Jewels looking complete

This cool classy woman was making me

Rethink my aim and strategy

Laughing as she left the floor

Her proceeds banked,  Her balance soars

The moment came when she did smile

The Silent Assassin won with style

The way she sat and held her gaze

Luring all in to the Silent Maze

So if you see her approach your table

Leave the game if you are able

For You will lose more than money

but also your wealth for she loves Honey.

 We all stood as she took her seat

Dripping in Jewels looking complete

This cool classy woman was making me

Rethink my aim and strategy

Darting Dynamo

 Stepping up to the ockee

 its going to be so much fun

This kid is dynamite!!

 Even though he is still young

The difference in age

Is on another page

But his pa makes him understand

You gotta stand up like a Man

The best of three will help you see

Keeping up is your best bet

You wont enjoy being beat 

But its the best your gonna get

Nearest the Bull will decide the call

For whom is going first

Don't blame me if your nowhere near

Or in fact your even worse

Come on lets Rock!

Around the clock!

"Keep outta the black and in the Red"

Shanghai is up for three in a bed

A double to start may break your heart 

So lets get on with the Show

You hit the bull while I hit the ten

How that happened I'll never know

You registered a ton forty

I'm rubbing my chin that's so naughty

Have you been practicing my son

As I reply with a hundred and one

Before I know it the kid gets down

To a double top "not hanging around"

I cant compete stuck on one eight four

He steps up quick to take the floor

His first dart bounces off the wire

He needs to adjust "Just a little Higher"

The second dart does the trick

I'm starting to feel a little sick

Come on lets Rock!

Around the clock!

"Keep outta the black and in the Red"

Shanghai is up for three in a bed

Game on Pa is the shout

I gotta throw better or I'm out

A one two five to start the game

Keeps my eye on the prize with no shame

He steps up and low and behold 

A Ton eighty he unfolds

Have I been taken for a hustle

I need to do better and show a little muscle

My first dart is in off the wire

A sixty for sure and I'm on fire

The next one goes into the double

I need the treble or maybe in trouble

It bounced straight out and onto the floor

If the kid beats me "Show me the door"

"He is on it"  would you believe?

Another full house One eighty retrieved

My game is done and I'm on the run

I score just a miserly seventy one

A nine dart finish surely not

Come on son "Show me what You Got!"

Hits the sixty then treble nineteen

The double twelve It sounds obscene

Come on lets Rock!

Around the clock!

"Keep outta the black and in the Red"

Shanghai is up for three in a bed

The dart leaves his hand and in a flash

He holds out his paw and takes the cash

I have never seen anything like that

Only ten years old and still a brat.

Five Oh One Five Oh One Five Oh One its so much fun

So much fun yeah so much fun  Five Oh One yeah five oh one

Grandpa's Datsun

 As a Child I visited my Grandpa

He lived outta town but not too far

And every Sunday when I were young

We talked about cars and his Datsun

One summers day he asked for Me

To help him re-spray the body

I replied I would love to Gramps

As we pushed it up onto the ramps

I suggested to fill the dents

What a good Idea with Fixi Dent?

Probably with plastic Padding

Rub it down while we're chatting

On how to put the engine back

The carburetor and pinion rack

As a Child I visited my Grandpa

He lived outta town but not too far

And every Sunday when I were young

We talked about cars and his Datsun

Oh yes and we could soup it up

With some Oxtail broth from a cup

Or maybe we could chrome the wheels

and connect the wires for tire squeals

Being curious as to what

I asked him why the exhaust was hot

He looked at Me with a frown

Its not hot now "It has cooled down"

As a Child I visited my Grandpa

He lived outta town but not too far

And every Sunday when I were young

We talked about cars and his Datsun

This Motor has not had a run

For ages now Its not been fun

So if we can get on with it

Lets work together within this pit

The car it looked a sorry state

I think it needs a new tail-gate

Grandpa started to work away

It was gonna be a very long day

Such curio's upon his shelf

Lots of tools but no elf

The only help he was gonna get

Would come from me my tears and swet

As a Child I visited my Grandpa

He lived outta town but not too far

And every Sunday when I were young

We talked about cars and his Datsun

We grafted all day into the night

And stopped as soon as we lost the light

There is always next Sunday

Looking forward so I say

Grandpa wait for I'll be back

Leave the car up on the jack

We'll take our time to customize and dream

Your Datsun into Nissan Supreme

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep I say

Get outta our road" Your in our way"

Vroom Vroom Vroom away

Double Jeopardy

I'm standing here at a quarter past two

Don't ask me why as I haven't a clue

As to why I'm here for who or what

There once was a time when I thought you were hot.

You waltzed off with my best friend

Don't say you didn't and don't pretend

When I next saw you "Your face was red"

Had You just gotten outta his bed?

But not now those days of gold are gone

Ever since you did me wrong

I realize now that's why I'm here

Its coming back so I'll make it clear

I'm rap tap rap tapping on your door

Let me in so I can give you what for

Yeah I'm a rap tap rap tapping on your door

Taking my chance to even the score

"Stop Sending those text and email too"

 It's not good for me or good for you

I'm so annoyed so answer the door

Let me in so I can give you what for

Yeah I'm a rap tap rap tapping on your door

Taking my chance to even the score

Shouting the odds through your letter box

Rap tap tapping knock knock knock

So listen up and I'll tell you for free

I'm sick and tired of you avoiding me

If you wont answer I'll use my key 

Their bringing back double jeopardy

Yeah their bringing back double jeopardy

Sick and tired of you avoiding me

They tried you once there gonna try you again

For making out you were a friend

Telling me this and telling me that

You turned out to be an alley cat

Not giving a dam about my thoughts

"Not once did you flinch in the divorce court"!!

Why oh why wont you answer my calls

Why oh why am I suffering fools

You took off with the car and the family jewels

So why oh why wont you answer my calls.

I'm rap, tap rap, tapping on your door

Let me in so I can give you what for

Yeah I'm a rap tap rap tapping on your door

Taking my chance to even the score

You and me have got history

You always said "Its meant to be" 

But now your of a different mind

It seems to me the hurting kind

I'm learning now and growing up fast

Realizing now that love don't last

So open the door and let me in

So I can end this and begin 

 to rid my mind of your sin

You never did explain to me

So do it now and set me free

I'm rap, tap rap, tapping on your door

Let me in so I can give you what for

Yeah I'm a rap tap rap tapping on your door

Taking my chance to even the score

I'm bringing back double jeopardy

 To save my soul and set me free

I'm rap, tap rap, tapping on your door

Let me in so I can give you what for

Yeah I'm a rap tap rap tapping on your door

Taking my chance to even the score