Could a been a jockey or even a clown
Living on the edge of iddy biddy town
Not that bothered by being small
I'm just glad I aint that tall
Buying shoes can be a bind
The footwear shops can be unkind
Pointing me over to kids size nines
Got those iddy biddy buckles most of the time
No chance of selection for basket ball
No chance of jumping over three foot walls
Dare not get caught in the pouring rain
As I once got stuck in an iddy biddy drain
Could a been a jockey or even a clown
Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town
Not that bothered by being small
I'm just glad I aint that tall
My car has pedals set so high
Cuz my legs don't reach which makes me sigh
Piling up cushions to see over the dash
Failed my first test with an iddy biddy crash
Buying ciggies or booze is another big joke
When the Man yells out" Your to young to Smoke"!
Come to that " Should you be drinking as well"!?
Show an iddy biddy I.D before I sell
Could a been a jockey or even a clown
Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town
Not that bothered by being small
I'm just glad I aint that tall
My cousin offered to give me a job
A window cleaner we call him Bob
I asked him straight "are you having a laugh"?
"I've got an iddy biddy ladder when I need a giraffe"
So maybe I'll take another rain check
And carry on being a physical wreck
If I could grow another foot or two
An iddy biddy taller than my snooker cue
Yeah Could a been a jockey or even a clown
Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town
Not that bothered by being small
I'm just glad I aint that tall
Oh theirs one more thing before I go
An iddy biddy problem that you may wanna know
I'm always looking up at the top shelf
In the supermarket I cant help myself
I sleep in a bed set against the wall
Dare not roll over and be in free fall
Could a been a jockey or even a clown
Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town
Yeah livin on the edge of iddy biddy town
It aint funny I aint messing around
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