Iddy Biddy

 I'm not bothered by being small

I'm just glad I aint that tall

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

Buying shoes can be a bind

The footwear shops can be unkind

Pointing me over to kids size nines

With those iddy biddy buckles most of the time

No chance of selection for basket ball

No chance of jumping over a three foot wall

Once I got caught in the pouring rain

Fell and got stuck in an iddy biddy drain

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

My car has pedals set so high

Cuz my legs don't reach which makes me sigh

Piling up cushions to see over the dash

Failed my test with an iddy biddy crash

Buying ciggies or booze is another big joke

When the Man tells  me" Your to young to Smoke"

Come to that " Should you be drinking as well" ?

Lets see an iddy biddy  I.D before I sell

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

My cousin offered to give me a job

A window cleaner we call him Bob

I asked him straight "are you having a laugh"

I've got an iddy biddy ladder when I need a giraffe

So maybe I'll take another rain check

And carry on being a physical wreck

If I could grow another foot or two

An iddy biddy taller than my snooker cue

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

One more thing before I go

An iddy biddy problem that you should know

I'm always looking up and never down

In the supermarket in iddy biddy town

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

Yeah livin on the edge of iddy biddy town

It aint funny aint messing around