Bet of the Day

Winning form thoughts on my mind

Placing bets with the tote online

Betting to win each way or place

If I lose again just slap my face

They say I'm throwing money away

On forecast bets at York today

But I love to gamble at home online

Collecting winnings makes me feel fine

Horses for courses on my mind

My bet of the day is way behind

Writing out another Betting Slip,

Just one more beer and one more tip

Let them fools say what they think

Treating me like a missing link

I wont be part of their safety chain

I was born to win on a gravy train

 While waiting for my luck to turn

I Beg, and borrow. live and learn

A photo finish, breaks my heart.

Just raise the flag and replay the start?

Horses for courses on my mind

My bet of the day is way behind

Writing out my Betting Slip,

Just one more beer and one more tip

Lady luck is playing hide n seek.

While I search for that winning streak

I bet my wages on another Bay

Got turned over by a dappled grey

No more money in my purse.

Things are getting just a little worse

I made a promise to myself

While leaning on this goddam shelf

Horses for courses on my mind

My bet of the day is way behind

Writing out my Betting Slip,

Just one more beer and one more tip

Writing out my Yankee bet

This is it yeah no more debt.

Got a system that feels good.

My fingers crossed and touching wood.

Cant believe he just pulled up

And why o why its just my luck

Bad aint the word going insane

Cant believe I lost again

Horses for courses on my mind

My bet of the day is way behind

Writing out my Betting Slip,

Just one more beer and one more tip

Get back to work get back to life

How will I explain it to the wife?

No money for rent and I'm still bent

On justifying where the money went

Bad thoughts are running thru my mind

Family think that I'm unkind

Studying  the form and wasting time

Gambling my wage online

Falling at the last when eight lengths clear

Tear up the slip wipe away a tear

Another favorite goes astray

Five furlongs too far today

I lost My Money

I Lost My Honey

Starting to lose my mind

My bet of the day still way behind

Horses for courses on my mind

My bet of the day is way behind

Writing out my Betting Slip,

Just one more beer and one more tip

I lost My Money

I Lost My Honey

Starting to lose my mind

My bet of the day still way behind

Writing out my Betting Slip,

Just one more beer and one more tip

Horses for courses on my mind

My bet of the day is way behind