Nursery Rhymes

 Once upon a Time We had Nursery Rhyme

Lies and twist to undermine

Leading us to  naively believe

Ridiculous Tales of deceit

Expecting us to sit and ponder

Jack sprat in a world of wonder

He was fat while spouse was lean

The weirdest pair You've ever seen

Why were there three gents in a tub

when not allowed a Woman's club

The Butcher, The Baker , Candle stick Maker

Were surely Knaves upon a Caper

Humpty Dumpty Built a brick wall

Built it to high then had a fall

Smashed his head then went to Bed

Scrambled his brain and ate it with bread

Twelve kids top and tail
In one bed up for sale

Surely This cant be true

While living in The Mothers Shoe

Where was the frail old man

while all of this was going down

Locked up in the jail or the clink

One would shudder to think

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Was his wife a sinful cheater

seems to me He could not keep her

Locking her up in a pumpkin shell

She enjoyed it oh so well

Humpty Dumpty Built a brick wall

Built it to high then had a fall

Smashed his head then went to Bed

Scrambled his brain and ate it with bread

Old king Cole was a sweet old soul

Out of work and on the dole

Sat in the parlor eating bread and Honey

Couldn't get a job for love nor Money

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

and found it empty and bare

She said to the pup

go fetch a cup and filled it with wind and  fresh air

Humpty Dumpty Built a brick wall

Built it to high then had a fall

Smashed his head then went to Bed

Scrambled his brain and ate it with bread

So many Bad stories and Rhymes were told

Believed by kids but not by the old

The reason for this is we become wise

And all of these lyrics contain only lies.

Deeeeeeeeeee dadadadadadeeeeeeee fiddddle me deeee fiddle me doh
Didddddddleeeee dee didddddle me dah