The big bad wolf once wore a frown
And planned to blow the pigs house down
But since he saw Reds Gran in town
He's Changed into her dressing gown
Reds granny used to live in the woods
And Wolfie thought she had the goods
His hunger got the better of him
Without good food he looked so slim
The Daily Record front page news
reports a Wolf has blown a fuse
The scandal heard around the town
As he failed to blow The Houses Down
Wolves are known for living in packs
But Wolfie likes his sweater and slacks
The three little runts known as Pigs
Lived in a house made of Bricks
He huffed and puffed to no avail
Got caught by the Bill and now on bail
He decided to turn a brand new leaf
So now no longer The forest thief
The Daily Record front page news
reports a Wolf has blown a fuse
The scandal heard around the town
As he failed to blow The Houses Down
Red Riding gave him a place to stay
At granny's secret hide away
He does the dishes without a frown
Spends his time folding eider down
The three little pigs point and laugh
When they see him with the diner staff
Coffee is ordered as no pork chops
If he grabs a pig you better call the cops
The Daily Record front page news
reports a Wolf has blown a fuse
The scandal heard around the town
As he failed to blow The Houses Down
The neon lights and Juke box sound
help him relax like a lap dog hound
He isn't aggressive after a Meal
The Wolf in sheep's clothing is no big deal
Only one thing for the waitress to say
I wonder why he waits all day?
He buys a Coffee Nescafe
For the slightest chance to catch his prey
The Daily Record front page news
reports a Wolf has blown a fuse
The scandal heard around the town
As he failed to blow The Houses Down
Granny and Red think he has changed
But would not trust him in the Chicken Range
Hurry home you little Runts
As Wolfie will grab you for his lunch
Hurry home 3 little pigs
As Wolfie once more is up to tricks
Hurry home you little Runts
As Wolfie will grab you for his lunch
Run little piggies Run Run Run
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