On The Oche

 Stepping up to the ockee

 its going to be so much fun

This kid is dynamite!!

 Even though he is still young

The difference in age

Is on another page

But his pa makes him understand

You gotta stand up like a Man

The best of three will help you see

Keeping up is your best bet

You wont enjoy being beat 

But its the best your gonna get

Nearest the Bull will decide the call

For whom is going first

Don't blame me if your nowhere near

Or in fact your even worse

A double to start may break your heart 

So lets get on with the Show

You hit the bull while I hit the ten

How that happened I'll never know

You registered a ton forty

I'm rubbing my chin that's so naughty

Have you been practicing my son

As I reply with a hundred and one

Before I know it the kid gets down

To a double top "not hanging around"

I cant compete stuck on one eight four

He steps up quick to take the floor

His first dart bounces off the wire

He needs to adjust "Just a little Higher"

The second dart does the trick

I'm starting to feel a little sick

Game on Pa is the shout

I gotta throw better or I'm out

A one two five to start the game

Keeps my eye on the prize with no shame

He steps up and low and behold 

A Ton eighty he unfolds

Have I been taken for a hustle

I need to do better and show a little muscle

My first dart is in off the wire

A sixty for sure and I'm on fire

The next one goes into the double

I need the treble or maybe in trouble

It bounced straight out and onto the floor

If the kid beats me "Show me the door"

"He is on it"  would you believe?

Another full house One eighty retrieved

My game is done and I'm on the run

I score just a miserly seventy one

A nine dart finish surely not

Come on son "Show me what You Got!"

Hits the sixty then treble nineteen

The double twelve It sounds obscene

The dart leaves his hand and in a flash

He holds out his paw and takes the cash

I have never seen anything like that

Only ten years old and still a brat.

Five Oh One Five Oh One Five Oh One its so much fun

So much fun yeah so much fun  Five Oh One yeah five oh one