Don't Feed The Danga Roos

 Don't feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

They will stay inside the tented hut 

within the boundary cage

So don't feed the Danga roos if your under age

Now I thought long and hard of what a Danga roo could be

Is it half lion or half of Kangaroo 
or was it so Dangerous it shouldn't be in a Zoo!

Dont feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

I soon found out when I asked the Keeper what they were

He said are ye joking  He said are you sure?

You have to be kidding me You silly numpty lad

These Danga roos are Dangerous The worse we ever had

I thought it said don't feed them cuz they are Danga roos

Oh be jesus you really are confused

Don't feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

The sign says their Dangerous so don't hold out your hand

Learn to read young laddie learn to understand

These Danga roos are Dangerous so don't be going near

The Danga roos are Dangerous We make it really clear 

Don't feed the Danga roos The sign did surely say

Don't feed the Danga roos when they come out to play

The moral of this story is to  learn to read and write

or end up in the Hospital at least for overnight.

Don't feed the Danga roos The sign did surely say

Don't feed the Danga roos when they come out to play