Thursday, 30 October 2025

Sisters Red & Blue

Our Beatrix Blue Just loved to sing

Laughter rang bringing in The Spring


She would often read Tree's Bark and Rings

Adding life to living things

Hopeful majestic Memories

cast unto life giving Trees


Hushed lullaby's sang to New Leaves

A comfort to where the wind blows free


A beautiful heart and kindness spark

Follows the sound of nesting Larks

Spreading Joy, Happiness abound

Her love of life forever Found




Although the Siblings were so different

Both were equally  as Magnificent

They will grow old and learn to combine

Each others gifts they will entwine. 


Now Ruby Red when she was young

Tried many ways to get things done

Her Soul would dance wild flowers bled

A sin from spells among the dead


While dancing and making Flowers bleed
 with menace and her wicked deed

She loved to anger Her Sibling Blue

Finding it fun mixing Devils Brew

The witch in her made her twitch

while casting dark The Magic bliss


Finding Joy in a Changeling spell

As sweet maids washed in wishing wells


One potion after another

 Abetted by her  Fiendish Mother

Ready to cast Evil served

Her Mother watched un-observed

Her Father would not be pleased

Having Her Potions quickly seized



Although the Siblings were so different

Both were equally  as Magnificent

They will grow old and learn to combine

Each others gifts they will entwine.




Although the Siblings were so different

Both were equally  as Magnificent

They will grow old and learn to combine

Each others gifts they will entwine.

Games with My Giraffe

 At times we need to see things

from a different perspective.

My mind is a mess but often quite receptive.


I play games with my Giraffe

We find things to make us laugh

Jeffie talks about my belly

while eating ice cream fruit and jelly


Jeffie makes Happy Sounds

while he is sitting on the ground

He asked Me" Hey What Ya Doing"?

Is that an awesome plan that you have brewing?


Grinning like a Cheshire Cat

His eyes wide open like a Bat

Little ears and swishing tail

His long neck off the scale


I play games with my Giraffe

We find things to make us laugh

Jeffie talks about my belly

while eating ice cream fruit and jelly


I cling to Jeffie when under attack

If  by chance I deserve a smack

People can make me oh so blue

Jeffie is a part of My Crew


Jeffie has been there from the start

and always there in My Heart

Spinning within my strange strange world

often as my thoughts un-furled


People and friends don't understand

Thinking of Me as a one man band

They never see my personality

The difference in my originality

I play games with my Giraffe

We find things to make us laugh

Jeffie talks about my belly

while eating ice cream fruit and jelly


It does not matter what people think

I love Rainbows Green and Pink

Jeffie says that kids like me


Will always see things differently

Even though My Parents think 

I resemble an Imp dipped in ink 


I play games with My Giraffe

We find things to make us laugh

Jeffie talks about my belly

while eating ice cream fruit and jelly


Jeffie considers me really special

Smart and sent from a higher level

Jeffie and I will always be

True buddies always forever and free

Never perfect but always Me





I play games with My Giraffe

We find things to make us laugh

Jeffie talks about my belly

while eating ice cream fruit and jelly








Sunday, 26 October 2025

With Kind Regards

 The Snow had fallen overnight

So we as old folk thought we might


Go outside and build a Man

with maybe a scarf and cane in hand




With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss


Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.









We envisaged one that stood apart

One to resemble our loving hearts

We rolled the snow into Big Rocks

filled with pockets of soft water blocks


The ice just melted back into the snow

Disappointed we shouted OH NO! OH NO!


Ploughing on we tried again

letting all the fun seep in

Children watching seemed confused

Laughing loudly while amused




With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss

Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.








Two oldies putting on a show 

while wheeling about a wheel barrow

A funny scene was being made

with gloves and coats now displayed


Ignoring their backs and the pain

Digging holes looking insane

We had strength beyond compare

Locals stopped to stand and stare


With The Snow man made

we stood with glory

The big white beast telling a story


With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss

Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.







We added coals for his eyes

and carrot for his nose


in place for arms two sticks we chose

Also a Hat with a bright red Rose

At last we sat upon the ground


and watched as children came back around

So being us as old folk do

we posed for a video and photo's too


With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss

Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.




Oi Oi Saveloy!

 Oi Oi Saveloy such a Hopeful Pup

 From Skerries in the south to The Scurry Cup

Oi Oi Saveloy

This Grey hound was Elite

Very Fast, Really Swift and a Top athlete

The Hare is running we hear the shout

An adrenalin rush without a doubt

Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts


Oi Oi Saveloy was all that you could here

when he woke up and started to run
and kicked into gear

The Traps ping open and out they run

an eye on the prize it looks like fun

The bend looms close  they accelerate

Trap One is Quickest from the gate


Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts

Oi Oi saveloy was all that You could here

when he woke up and decided he wanted to catch the Hare




Just behind was number Two

A flash of Red followed by Blue

Three and Six just ahead of four 

White and stripes cant do no more 

Saveloy  missed the jump and still trails the field

With lots of lengths for him to make and start to build

Just like Scurlogue Champ he was taking his time

but once he turned the top bend he would make up his mind

Oi Oi Saveloy was all that you could hear

Raise a glass to his class and drink to him My Dear

Bally Regan Bob was his only peer


Down the back straight 

they seal there fate

three has the pace to overtake

two and one were surely done

while six moves off and comes with a run


Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts


Oi Oi saveloy is all that You could Here

The orange jacket gets going 

From way back in the rear



Off the last bend the race heats up

The crowd go wild while standing up

Five from nowhere is in full flight

and takes the Lead under the light


Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts


Pulling away  The line in sight

Oi Oi what a night

Oi Oi Saveloy was all that You could hear

Oi Oi Saveloy  We wipe away a tear

A flash of Orange picks up the Hare

The trophy is won no time to share

Oi Oi Saveloy is all that You can hear

The Stadium Stands to cheer

Cheer after cheer hear hear here



Applauding all around


Saveloys back in town


 Oi Oi Saveloy such a Hopeful Pup

 From Skerries in the south to The Scurry Cup

Oi Oi Saveloy

This Grey hound was Elite

Very Fast, Really Swift and a Top athlete.

Oi Oi Saveloy Home You go my Son

Winning Tv Trophies, Racing just for Fun.







Friday, 24 October 2025

Granny's Craving.

 Molly was a Granny

She had the sweetest tooth

She resembled a Gorilla

In a Sumo suit.

She was forever trying different ways

to lose some weight around her waist 

Her Welly Boots to be replaced

Her hunger now to be erased


She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods






It was soon to be evident

after trying and trying again

That feeling like an elephant

was causing her adrenalin


She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods


Feeling understood by people all around

by wrappers and the packs that she was surely bound


Loading up her basket with Biscuit, cake and tarts

Eaten on the journey only stopping to fart



She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods







Her  sanity had fled many moons before

Her other half had fled with the floozy from next door

She would have liked to chase him but fell right through the floor.


Her heart was full of hope when seeing a different side

One she hoped would help her to finally decide

To give up on the snacking  the sweets that she had relied

And start again the diet and use it as her guide.



She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods


She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods.













Thursday, 23 October 2025

Don't Feed The Danga Roos

 Don't feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

They will stay inside the tented hut 

within the boundary cage

So don't feed the Danga roos if your under age


Now I thought long and hard of what a Danga roo could be

Is it half lion or half of Kangaroo 
or was it so Dangerous it shouldn't be in a Zoo!

Dont feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

I soon found out when I asked the Keeper what they were

He said are ye joking  He said are you sure?

You have to be kidding me You silly numpty lad

These Danga roos are Dangerous The worse we ever had

I thought it said don't feed them cuz they are Danga roos

Oh be jesus you really are confused

Don't feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play




The sign says their Dangerous so don't hold out your hand

Learn to read young laddie learn to understand

These Danga roos are Dangerous so don't be going near

The Danga roos are Dangerous We make it really clear 

Don't feed the Danga roos The sign did surely say

Don't feed the Danga roos when they come out to play


The moral of this story is to  learn to read and write

or end up in the Hospital at least for overnight.


Don't feed the Danga roos The sign did surely say

Don't feed the Danga roos when they come out to play





Wednesday, 22 October 2025

Blues and Two's

 Jaden was a policeman

With Truncheon and hand cuffs

He waited in his police car for villains on the run

With his trusted partner A man he knew as Gunn

Working together through all the laughter and fun


They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid





Now Jaden had a Brother" A funny kind of guy

Whom didn't like Policeman and this " I'll tell You why"

He was into borrowing and Giving a big sigh

when coppers came to tell him off 
and blame it all on Kai

He was the biggest thief in the Town of County Rye


They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid


They would put you in the Slammer 

Then take you off to court

The judge would raise his Hammer "SILENCE IN THE COURT"!!!


They judged You and cuffed You

and put You in a cell

Given a pat on the back for the job they had done well



They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid


So if you ever cross their path

Be sure to run away

You can disappear to fight another day


Given a chance they will arrest you just for fun

Throw you in the slammer a fit up job well done


They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid


Sirens and lights  Blue's and Two's

Making all the Noise while they are chasing You


Wooo   WOOOOO   Wooo Wooooooo   WoooWoooo


Sirens and lights  Blue's and Two's

Making all the Noise while they are chasing You







Monday, 20 October 2025

Ladders and Snakes

 

Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door

We are never prepared for when things go wrong

that's why we turn to a meaningful song


I never realized that love could hurt

feeling and treated just like dirt

The opposite to how it once felt

with an arm round your shoulder and a feeling that helped

One day your world comes crashing down

A grin to a grimace A smile to a frown


Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door


If you have ever played Monopoly buying little green houses your destiny

Mortgaged to the hilt while working hard

But losing it all after turning a card

Community Chest would give you hope

Then on a throw of the dice its the slippery slope


Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door




So look after the pounds and the pennies too

Take care of your loved ones friends and family too

Life is for living but its no easy ride

prepare for downpours and the turn of the tide


Life isn't like your favorite Game

Waiting your turn and taking the blame

One more throw of a loaded dice

moving ahead not thinking twice

Your just there to play your part

but if things go wrong it could break your Heart

with No chance of going back to the start


Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door

A light in My life

 In my life I have loved, faced the shadows of pain,

I've witnessed great loss, felt the cold of the rain.
I’ve carried my burdens, walked a long, lonely road,
With my heart on the floor, I was losing my hold.
But then you came along, like a ray in the night,
Opened up a door, shown me love's pure light.

[Chorus]
With the love light in your eyes, you made me realize,
There’s someone who dared to love me inside out.
I’ve been broken and bruised, felt nothing but doubt
But you lifted me high, with no cloud in my sky.

[Verse 2]
I've been up and I’ve been down, searching for a sign,
In a world full of noise, I just hoped to find mine.
Never thought it’d be you, who would offer a hand,
I was a mess, a lost soul in this barren land.
Digging me a hole, keeping my heart concealed,
But you broke through the silence, showed me what’s real.

[Chorus]
With the love light in your eyes, you made me realize,
There’s someone who dared to love me inside out.
I’ve been broken and bruised, felt nothing but doubt
But you lifted me high, with no cloud in my sky.
[Bridge]
In a hopeless river of dreams, there I was, feeling small,
Carried by the current, afraid I’d just fall.
But you threw me a line, that pulled me to shore,
Your love was the beacon, I couldn't ignore.
You showed me the beauty in the scars that I'd worn,
In the shadows of worry, a new hope was born.

[Verse 3]
Through the laughter and tears, you held my hand tight,
In the depths of the darkness, you became my light.
Now I stand here before you, not afraid of the past,
With your love as my compass, I’m finding my path.
For all of the times that I doubted my worth,
You’ve shown me the magic, the reason for mirth.

[Chorus]
With the love light in your eyes, you made me realize,
There’s someone who dared to love me inside out.
I’ve been broken and bruised, felt nothing but doubt
But you lifted me high, with no cloud in my sky.

[Outro]
So here’s to the journey, to the love that we’ve found,
To the laughter and heartbeats, in this world spinning 'round.
In my life, I have loved, through it all, I now see,
With the love light in your eyes, you’ve set my heart free.

Angels Touch

 An Angel looked down from a cloud of white

And watched the sun appear so bright

People below had forgotten why how good it felt to laugh or cry

On this planet they chose not to care

Destroying things they would normally share


It saddened the Angel oh so much

She felt an urge and need to touch

Just a tweak to remind them of  immediate despair

To remember the world that could be perfect without the need to repair

Some are taking more than a share

while others aren't able to be fair

So some lose out from day to day

A chance to dance not coming there way


The Angel gives less fortunate souls

A chance to live and achieve those Goals

Forgotten Souls Tear stained expressions She will sprinkle the sunshine sent from heaven


Sure to lessen the stress and Pain

The solar light reflecting through the Rain

People need to be Happy again


The sun and Moon forever friends

The sun with her rays and The Moons Light gaze

Together the People will surely praise


So if we are not  perfect in so many ways

The Angels love will save the day/  

I wonder what they are doing now


I remember kids from  school

Strutting around like they were  cool

I wonder what they are doing now

Did they marry and take a vow

Where did they go? those School day clowns

Memories left upon the playground


I wonder what they are doing now
Did they marry and take a vow

Where did they go? those School day clowns

Memories left upon the playground



Funny how some were just dreamers while others made plans along with schemers

Some played games with elastic bands
Stretched out along cold hands

Some played Long jump in the sand

Others played instruments in the band

Sitting cross legged on the ground

5 jack high and hop-scotch sounds


I wonder what they are doing now
Did they marry and take a vow


Where did they go? those School day clowns

Memories left upon the playground


We lost a few along the way

To tell this tale another day

We all grew up Those kids and Me

Still playground bully's that dis-liked Me

If we knew then what we know now

I bet we would have stayed a crowd


I wonder what they are doing now

Did they marry and take a vow


Where did they go? those childish clowns

Memories left upon the playground


My friend and I still Reminisce

We have ridden the wave of forgetfulness

We stand strong as we always did

Heartfelt chats are full of bliss


It does not matter where we are

True friend will always keep a spark

A year or two will fade away

Friends at school and still today


I wonder what they are doing now

Did they marry and take a vow


Where did they go? those childish clowns

Memories left upon the playground  Huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm oh yeah Hummmm 

Saturday, 18 October 2025

Love You Too Boogaloo

 My Honey says she loves Me

I reply I love You too

I love You Too Boogaloo Kalamazoo Timbuctoo Scooby doo Barney Magroo Zanadoo

Boogaloo says I love you I reply I love You too

When we take a drive She says I love You

You are so beautiful

I reply that I am too

I love You more says Boogaloo

Take me home keep me keen

Boogaloo knows what I mean.

Once in a while I make her smile

Once a year we shed a tear

She will often go the extra mile

Teasing in some sexy gear

My Honey says she loves Me

I reply I love You too

I love You Too Boogaloo Kalamazoo Timbuctoo Scooby doo Barney Magroo Zanadoo


Boogaloo says I love you I reply I love You too



Laugh at the crowd and shout out loud

Boogaloo so House Proud

We spend our best time Home or away

Singing The Boogaloo song all day


Join in and sing along 

With Boogaloo you cant go wrong


Falling in love feels so good

just the way I knew it would

Keeping the faith sticking to the rules

But get your own Boogaloo

My Honey says she loves Me

I reply I love You too

I love You Too Boogaloo Kalamazoo Timbuctoo Scooby doo Barney Magroo Zanadoo


Boogaloo says I love you I reply I love You too

Love You too my Boogaloo Boogaloo oooooooowahoooooooooo ooowahooo My Boogaloo






  Everything's is Tuesday for Chairman and Board. 

Status Quo search for that forth cord.

Had such a night with Doctor John. 
Ended up in bed with just the radio on.

Lets be Happy and Never sad
Sing along to good times and the bad 
Some songs have truth, Some words tell lies
 Just say Hello but never Goodbye.



 High tide with green grass
 Don't cross that Road Take the underpass
Were you a Beatle or a Stone.
 Love rock n Roll with Blackheart and Joan.
 
Little pink houses for you and me.
 Johnny Cougar land of the free.
 Blame it all on Eve
 when she's tugging on your sleeve. 

Squeeze up The Junction The Doctor Feels Good
 Dear Elaine and her friend Roy Wood,


Lets be Happy and Never sad
Sing along to good times and the bad 
Some songs have truth, Some words tell lies
 Just say Hello but never Goodbye.



Willy De Ville tore me apart
with secrets and a deck of Hearts

Why oh why should I stand aside
How did I know that the gypsy lied

I listened to voices in my head
I took them out then took them to bed

Lets be Happy and Never sad
Sing along to good times and the bad 
Some songs have truth, Some words tell lies
 Just say Hello but never Goodbye.



No substitute for Rock n Roll
I love you honey come on lets go

Down to river where we first met
Love you baby so never forget

Lets be Happy and Never sad
Sing along to good times and the bad 
Some songs have truth, Some words tell lies
 Just say Hello but never Goodbye.

Had such a night with Doctor John. 
Ended up in bed with just the radio on.

Wednesday, 15 October 2025

Message To Santa

Ho Ho Ho and away we go

into dream land and the snow

Santa's on his way tonight

all the stars are shining bright


 



Santa's due to call tonight

He may leave presents warm and bright

But if You stay awake too long He will pass this house and continue on


Jump in bed and cover your head

Sweet baby child my mumma said

I'm just saying You must be sleeping

If its gifts you want when He comes creeping


But I want to see him and Rudolph's Nose

I'm good as gold He surely knows


Good children know that in December

Christmas is a time to remember

   A time to give peaceful thanks
 for Kids to raid there Piggy Banks
 

 

Ho Ho Ho and away we go

into dream land and the snow

Santa's on his way tonight

all the stars are shining bright


Santa's due to call tonight

He may leave presents warm and bright

But if You stay awake too long

 He will pass this house and continue on


To buy a gift for less fortunate souls

And help Santa Claus achieve his goals


I will I will but first I must

 Enjoy this night and earn his trust


Santa's due to call tonight

He may leave presents warm and bright

But if You stay awake too long?

He will pass this house and continue on
Ho Ho Ho and away we go

into dream land and the snow

Santa's on his way tonight

all the stars are shining bright




Pleeeeeeeease Mumma I must wait up

Fetch the cookies the milk and cup

Fun for all "Don't You agree"?

Its Christmas time for You and Me


Not tonight sweet child of mine

Santa needs the quiet time


All the children must be in there beds

With sweet dreams inside there heads

Dream of things you would like to get


A coloring book or A Magic set


Santa's due to call tonight

He may leave presents warm and bright

But if You stay awake too long

He will pass this house and continue on

Alright Mumma I will sleep

upon this special night so deep

Just tell to Santa I will sleep tight

and wish him well on his Christmas Flight



Santa's due to call tonight

He may leave presents warm and bright

But if You stay awake too long He will pass this house and continue on

Ho Ho Ho and away we go

into dream land and the snow

Santa's on his way tonight

all the stars are shining bright


Monday, 13 October 2025

Flicker and Spark

 Painful scenes from a young Mans Past

Flicker and spark but he knows it wont last

Its an illusion up on a screen

A Gun and confusion of a life that never should of been


Living a lie in desperate times

He felt the ties and the ribbons that bind

Saving her life occupies his mind

he takes his position and now is the time


 Standing back to back while counted down slow

Its hard to decipher which way this will go


With a flick of the wrist


And guns on his hips


He draws and fires the bullet spins quick

It hits the mark His target lay dead


The victor still standing with head bowing down

over the Outlaw dead on the ground. 


The young Man whom is watching the TV Screen


Realizes that the same as to where he's been 



Let that be a lesson to all whom watch films

Your life's a succession of feelings of guilt

So don't be the victim  or break the law

remember the tale of Quick Draw McGraw


Stay true to your feelings act more mature

Redemption will save you

You can be sure.






Silk Sheet slip road

 White wall tires, Chrome spoked rim


Leather Recarro with black lace trim
Dashboard lighting oh so bright
Pink lip gloss Red race stripe

Hot to the touch Carburetor steel
Seamed nylons in a 5 inch heel


Killer curves low profile smile, Hot lingerie Italian style.


Race speed to amber ,slow ride to red then over take a mile ahead

Give it to me give it to me slow ride to red
on the silk sheet slip road king sized bed.


Silver machine or Gold rolls Royce
Soft and sultry sexy voice
You choose your lane Fast or slow

Satin Ribbon untie that bow
Red light amber Green light Go
Pit stop party Stocking tops show

Race speed to amber Slow ride to red Silk sheets slip road King sized bed


Give it to me give it to me Don't overtake

Get in behind and watch me shake


Give it to me give it to me Hear my tire squeal
Pull on my hand brake and take the wheel