Paddys Ale House

  When Paddy walked into the Ale House

A drink for Me barman he swiftly announced

The Tender was somebody new

Not aware of Paddy's usual brew

For this is Dublin and not blooming Perth

The Black and white from gods earth

Nothing else will do instead

Pour it slow and raise its head.

Before he could deliver Paddy's Perfect Drink

He had to himself a quizzical think

Aha he said" We have good ales for you to taste

Please don't let them go to waste

Oh No no no " That would not do"!

I just want my usual brew

The one that's Dark with sweet nectar too

For me please pour the Guinness Brew

For this is Dublin and not blooming Perth

The Black and white from gods earth

Nothing else will do instead

Pour it slow and raise its head.

The Tender turned a shade of pale

And continued to pour a different Ale

He suggested with a little wisp

How about a Vodka Twist

Oh no not for me as Vodka will only get me pissed

How about a Dew bonnay mixed with Fizzy Cherryade

Or whiskey sour, with Single Malt albeit a little delayed

Are you some kind of Eejit from the land down under

Trying me patience with these blunders

Oh this is Dublin and not blooming Perth

The Black and white from gods earth

Nothing else will do instead

Pour it slow and raise its head.

Your done all your slagging

And I've heard enough

Serve me my pint as I'm feeling so rough 

Pour it thick and do it quick

The pure black stuff like oil so slick

How's about Old peculiar

Hold on a mo that sounds familiar

What's that name coming from your Mouth

Is it beer from the wood You serve down South?

"Yes paddy we do serve it draft Straight from barrels

So try a Half

 Not for me or fill me bath

For this is Dublin and not blooming Perth

The Black and white from gods earth

Nothing else will do instead

Pour it slow and raise its head.

Do as I ask Don't make me swear

The words from my throat soon you will hear

Are you sure that you have done this before

I swear you will start a Third world war.

 This is My Dublin and not blooming Perth

The Black and white from gods earth

Nothing else will do instead

Pour it slow and raise its head.