Sundays coming round again
What shall I do with my time
Lets do something stupid
Like wasting precious time
Have you ever got up early to beat the early bird
Did you ever do a boot sale? I know it sounds absurd
But packing up the car and selling all your wares
Aint about making money as no one really cares
Give em something for nothing
And then you'll see them run
Me me me "I really would like one
"It does not matter what it is" by the dozen they will come
How much for this? What do you want for that
Would you take twenty P ? as its only for my cat
The pitch cost me a tenner and this is what I say
If I don't make a profit! its a waste of time o.k
I have seen one cheaper on a stall over there
Didn't have the batteries but do I really care
Would you hold it for me as I will be right back
Do you have a carrier bag for the bric -a-brac
Have you ever got up early to beat the early bird
Did you ever do a boot sale? I know it sounds absurd
But packing up the car and selling all your wares
Aint about making money as no one really cares
"I'm marking down everything " just a throw of the dice
Get your bargains for just a grain of rice
Help me I'm poor and need to pay my Bills
These Boot sales are killing me putting petrol in my wheels
The cost is crippling and still you want goods free
Somebody tell them as I'm sure they do not see
The lines on my face, the worry and strife
Please give me what its worth as bought it for the wife
Have you ever got up early to beat the early bird
Did you ever do a boot sale? I know it sounds absurd
But packing up the car and selling all your wares
Aint about making money as no one really cares
No more Boot sales No more pretense
Just open up a barber shop as there's Money to fence
Don't be swayed by the public or the thieves
That like to cheat you just like Rachel Reeves
Its best to get there early " that's what they always say
Set up your stall " The vultures are on their way"
Have you got any Tom or a kettle that is really rare?
Any antiquities " How much for the chair"?
That's mine to sit on as I might need a break
When sorting through my Diamonds and anything that's fake
If I find any items that are worth a bob or two
Be sure that you return as will be free to you
Have you ever got up early to beat the early bird
Did you ever do a boot sale? I know it sounds absurd
But packing up the car and selling all your wares
Aint about making money as no one really cares