With Kind Regards

 The Snow had fallen overnight

So we as old folk thought we might

Go outside and build a Man

with maybe a scarf and cane in hand




With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss

Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.

We envisaged one that stood apart

One to resemble our loving hearts

We rolled the snow into Big Rocks

filled with pockets of soft water blocks

The ice just melted back into the snow

Disappointed we shouted OH NO! OH NO!

Ploughing on we tried again

letting all the fun seep in

Children watching seemed confused

Laughing loudly while amused




With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss

Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.

Two oldies putting on a show 

while wheeling about a wheel barrow

A funny scene was being made

with gloves and coats now displayed

Ignoring their backs and the pain

Digging holes looking insane

We had strength beyond compare

Locals stopped to stand and stare

With The Snow man made

we stood with glory

The big white beast telling a story

With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss

Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.

We added coals for his eyes

and carrot for his nose

in place for arms two sticks we chose

Also a Hat with a bright red Rose

At last we sat upon the ground

and watched as children came back around

So being us as old folk do

we posed for a video and photo's too

With kind regards we send this wish

our message to you sent with a kiss

Our Christmas wish through and through

Two loving hearts from us to You.

Oi Oi Saveloy!

 Oi Oi Saveloy such a Hopeful Pup

 From Skerries in the south to The Scurry Cup

Oi Oi Saveloy

This Grey hound was Elite

Very Fast, Really Swift and a Top athlete

The Hare is running we hear the shout

An adrenalin rush without a doubt

Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts

Oi Oi Saveloy was all that you could here

when he woke up and started to run
and kicked into gear

The Traps ping open and out they run

an eye on the prize it looks like fun

The bend looms close  they accelerate

Trap One is Quickest from the gate

Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts

Oi Oi saveloy was all that You could here

when he woke up and decided he wanted to catch the Hare

Just behind was number Two

A flash of Red followed by Blue

Three and Six just ahead of four 

White and stripes cant do no more 

Saveloy  missed the jump and still trails the field

With lots of lengths for him to make and start to build

Just like Scurlogue Champ he was taking his time

but once he turned the top bend he would make up his mind

Oi Oi Saveloy was all that you could hear

Raise a glass to his class and drink to him My Dear

Bally Regan Bob was his only peer

Down the back straight 

they seal there fate

three has the pace to overtake

two and one were surely done

while six moves off and comes with a run


Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts

Oi Oi saveloy is all that You could Here

The orange jacket gets going 

From way back in the rear

Off the last bend the race heats up

The crowd go wild while standing up

Five from nowhere is in full flight

and takes the Lead under the light

Go on My cocker a punter shouts

Home You go he has no doubts

Pulling away  The line in sight

Oi Oi what a night

Oi Oi Saveloy was all that You could hear

Oi Oi Saveloy  We wipe away a tear

A flash of Orange picks up the Hare

The trophy is won no time to share

Oi Oi Saveloy is all that You can hear

The Stadium Stands to cheer

Cheer after cheer hear hear here

Applauding all around

Saveloys back in town

 Oi Oi Saveloy such a Hopeful Pup

 From Skerries in the south to The Scurry Cup

Oi Oi Saveloy

This Grey hound was Elite

Very Fast, Really Swift and a Top athlete.

Oi Oi Saveloy Home You go my Son

Winning Tv Trophies, Racing just for Fun.

Granny's Craving.

 Molly was a Granny

She had the sweetest tooth

She resembled a Gorilla

In a Sumo suit.

She was forever trying different ways

to lose some weight around her waist 

Her Welly Boots to be replaced

Her hunger now to be erased


She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods

It was soon to be evident

after trying and trying again

That feeling like an elephant

was causing her adrenalin

She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods

Feeling understood by people all around

by wrappers and the packs that she was surely bound

Loading up her basket with Biscuit, cake and tarts

Eaten on the journey only stopping to fart



She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods

Her  sanity had fled many moons before

Her other half had fled with the floozy from next door

She would have liked to chase him but fell right through the floor.


Her heart was full of hope when seeing a different side

One she hoped would help her to finally decide

To give up on the snacking  the sweets that she had relied

And start again the diet and use it as her guide.

She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods

She could not pass the bakers without checking out the Goods

She could sniff out choccy bars even in the woods.

Don't Feed The Danga Roos

 Don't feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

They will stay inside the tented hut 

within the boundary cage

So don't feed the Danga roos if your under age

Now I thought long and hard of what a Danga roo could be

Is it half lion or half of Kangaroo 
or was it so Dangerous it shouldn't be in a Zoo!

Dont feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

I soon found out when I asked the Keeper what they were

He said are ye joking  He said are you sure?

You have to be kidding me You silly numpty lad

These Danga roos are Dangerous The worse we ever had

I thought it said don't feed them cuz they are Danga roos

Oh be jesus you really are confused

Don't feed the Danga roos the sign did seem to say

As Danga roos are Animals whom wont come out to play

The sign says their Dangerous so don't hold out your hand

Learn to read young laddie learn to understand

These Danga roos are Dangerous so don't be going near

The Danga roos are Dangerous We make it really clear 

Don't feed the Danga roos The sign did surely say

Don't feed the Danga roos when they come out to play

The moral of this story is to  learn to read and write

or end up in the Hospital at least for overnight.

Don't feed the Danga roos The sign did surely say

Don't feed the Danga roos when they come out to play

Blues and Two's

 Jaden was a policeman

With Truncheon and hand cuffs

He waited in his police car for villains on the run

With his trusted partner A man he knew as Gunn

Working together through all the laughter and fun


They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid

Now Jaden had a Brother" A funny kind of guy

Whom didn't like Policeman and this " I'll tell You why"

He was into borrowing and Giving a big sigh

when coppers came to tell him off 
and blame it all on Kai

He was the biggest thief in the Town of County Rye

They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid


They would put you in the Slammer 

Then take you off to court

The judge would raise his Hammer "SILENCE IN THE COURT"!!!

They judged You and cuffed You

and put You in a cell

Given a pat on the back for the job they had done well

They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid


So if you ever cross their path

Be sure to run away

You can disappear to fight another day

Given a chance they will arrest you just for fun

Throw you in the slammer a fit up job well done


They would nick you if you didn't, arrest you if you did

It didn't really matter if you were just a kid

Sirens and lights  Blue's and Two's

Making all the Noise while they are chasing You


Wooo   WOOOOO   Wooo Wooooooo   WoooWoooo

Sirens and lights  Blue's and Two's

Making all the Noise while they are chasing You

Ladders and Snakes

 

Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door

We are never prepared for when things go wrong

that's why we turn to a meaningful song

I never realized that love could hurt

feeling and treated just like dirt

The opposite to how it once felt

with an arm round your shoulder and a feeling that helped

One day your world comes crashing down

A grin to a grimace A smile to a frown

Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door

If you have ever played Monopoly buying little green houses your destiny

Mortgaged to the hilt while working hard

But losing it all after turning a card

Community Chest would give you hope

Then on a throw of the dice its the slippery slope

Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door

So look after the pounds and the pennies too

Take care of your loved ones friends and family too

Life is for living but its no easy ride

prepare for downpours and the turn of the tide

Life isn't like your favorite Game

Waiting your turn and taking the blame

One more throw of a loaded dice

moving ahead not thinking twice

Your just there to play your part

but if things go wrong it could break your Heart

with No chance of going back to the start

Climbing Ladders and Slipping down snakes

Maybe a game but its all it takes

To make you strong or feel so weak

Just like a smack across your cheek

The after shock last a second or more 

Just like the slam of your front door

A light in My life

 In my life I have loved, faced the shadows of pain,

I've witnessed great loss, felt the cold of the rain.
I’ve carried my burdens, walked a long, lonely road,
With my heart on the floor, I was losing my hold.
But then you came along, like a ray in the night,
Opened up a door, shown me love's pure light.

[Chorus]
With the love light in your eyes, you made me realize,
There’s someone who dared to love me inside out.
I’ve been broken and bruised, felt nothing but doubt
But you lifted me high, with no cloud in my sky.

[Verse 2]
I've been up and I’ve been down, searching for a sign,
In a world full of noise, I just hoped to find mine.
Never thought it’d be you, who would offer a hand,
I was a mess, a lost soul in this barren land.
Digging me a hole, keeping my heart concealed,
But you broke through the silence, showed me what’s real.

[Chorus]
With the love light in your eyes, you made me realize,
There’s someone who dared to love me inside out.
I’ve been broken and bruised, felt nothing but doubt
But you lifted me high, with no cloud in my sky.
[Bridge]
In a hopeless river of dreams, there I was, feeling small,
Carried by the current, afraid I’d just fall.
But you threw me a line, that pulled me to shore,
Your love was the beacon, I couldn't ignore.
You showed me the beauty in the scars that I'd worn,
In the shadows of worry, a new hope was born.

[Verse 3]
Through the laughter and tears, you held my hand tight,
In the depths of the darkness, you became my light.
Now I stand here before you, not afraid of the past,
With your love as my compass, I’m finding my path.
For all of the times that I doubted my worth,
You’ve shown me the magic, the reason for mirth.

[Chorus]
With the love light in your eyes, you made me realize,
There’s someone who dared to love me inside out.
I’ve been broken and bruised, felt nothing but doubt
But you lifted me high, with no cloud in my sky.

[Outro]
So here’s to the journey, to the love that we’ve found,
To the laughter and heartbeats, in this world spinning 'round.
In my life, I have loved, through it all, I now see,
With the love light in your eyes, you’ve set my heart free.