Iddy Biddy

 I'm not bothered by being small

I'm just glad I aint that tall

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

Buying shoes can be a bind

The footwear shops can be unkind

Pointing me over to kids size nines

With those iddy biddy buckles most of the time

No chance of selection for basket ball

No chance of jumping over a three foot wall

Once I got caught in the pouring rain

Fell and got stuck in an iddy biddy drain

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

My car has pedals set so high

Cuz my legs don't reach which makes me sigh

Piling up cushions to see over the dash

Failed my test with an iddy biddy crash

Buying ciggies or booze is another big joke

When the Man tells  me" Your to young to Smoke"

Come to that " Should you be drinking as well" ?

Lets see an iddy biddy  I.D before I sell

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

My cousin offered to give me a job

A window cleaner we call him Bob

I asked him straight "are you having a laugh"

I've got an iddy biddy ladder when I need a giraffe

So maybe I'll take another rain check

And carry on being a physical wreck

If I could grow another foot or two

An iddy biddy taller than my snooker cue

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

One more thing before I go

An iddy biddy problem that you should know

I'm always looking up and never down

In the supermarket in iddy biddy town

Could a been a jockey or even a clown

Living on the edge of iddy biddy Town

Yeah livin on the edge of iddy biddy town

It aint funny aint messing around

Never Blue

 Welcome to a world of mystery

Where our love resides with history

Let’s hold hands and take a leap

While in a wonderful dream sleep

Listen closely as we dive right in

And start this journey we’re about to begin

Running barefoot without a care

See what happens "Love laid bare"

Another tale I will tell

Just for you so know it well

Sometimes dark but always true

Some with tears but never blue

Let’s keep the faith and look to the future

If we’re not together this will be torture

For our lives are forever chained

Two hearts bonded never tamed

Looking at you through  my eyes

Your soul is mine no sorrowful cries

You will always have me by your side

I’ll protect you from those stormy tides

Another tale I will tell

Just for you so know it well

Sometimes dark but always true

Some with tears but never blue

You and I "stand the test of time"

Lets drink to us as I make you mine

Move to the melody of the night

Every step a dance under moonlight

Don’t make me wait or walk alone

I’ll hunt you down like a wild cyclone

A sacred map I will unfold

A story true but yet untold

Another tale I will tell

Just for you so know it well

Sometimes dark but always true

Some with tears but never blue

Yeah listen up while I tell you

I'm sometimes dark but just with you

Yeah listen up while we set sail

With my desire to seal this tale

Sweetest Harvest

 If you could see beyond the highest mountain top

There is a dusty plain and a half mile drop

Without Binoculars the land looks bare

But I swear to something moving out there

Away in the distance a man on a horse

Against the wind a powerful force

Riding the range and moving those cows

He is so dam good, makes it easy somehow

He seems like a drifter, so wild and free

Driving forward towards his destiny

Only stopping briefly to eat and rest

Around a campfire until refreshed

He chases the sunset on a fast running bay

Driving cattle to earn his pay

The homesteaders know him as The Drover ‘

A hard working cowhand keeping his composure

He will return home with a happy heart

The Road takes him back to his sweetheart

Her laughter’s like the softest breeze

She gives him life a hug and a tender squeeze

She’s the sweetest harvest he’s ever known

She is the brightest star that stands alone

Her beauty and grace has stolen his heart

He hopes and prays for a Bright new start

He spends most days among the tumbleweed

He has little time for his personal needs

But He would trade the campfires and the dusty west

For a porch light swing and a good nights rest

With callous hands and saddle sores

He dreams and wonders if there is more

To life on the trail spitting fireflies

While his sweetheart is waiting under starry skies

She’s the sweetest harvest he’s ever known

She is the brightest star that stands alone

Her beauty and grace has stolen his heart

He hopes and prays for a Bright new start

Cattle driving from range to range

To some folk may seem a little strange

But he is the boss at driving home

Livestock his companions so never alone

One day in the future he'll take off his hat

Sit down on the rocker and stroke a cat

For now content to work the cattle herds

One day when older the Bee's and Birds

Life on the plains can take its toll

Moving doggies watchin em roll

A stampede or two may get out of hand

So its good to know the lay of the land

Your destination is miles ahead

The herds will graze while the Drover is fed

The sky is clear the sunsetting now

Campfire glows as you wipe your brow

The last thought for the Boss at the end of day 

Is wishing and hoping his ladies O.K

Looking forward to collecting his hard earned wage

Then hitching his Horse to a Home bound stage

Back to the sweetest harvest he’s ever known

She is the brightest star that stands alone

Her beauty and grace has stolen his heart

He hopes and prays for one day a Bright new start

Soldiers of God

Our Vets sleep on our city streets

While Invaders enjoy  fresh clean sheets

Escorted to Kent by the lifeboat crew  

Along the coast while screwing you

We cannot take this crap no more

Its getting closer than the house next door

So Blowing you up on the count of three

"One two three  so you wont catch me

Crime don't pay or so they say

Go to hell because it will today

Shouting loud "Yeah hear our voice"

Bazooka's are lethal our weapon of choice

We are now and will always be

Soldiers of God yeah  you and me

Come with us and spread the word

We need to be free just need to be heard

Remember back to forty five

When our ancestors were still alive

Raising the flag and fighting back

Against the hatred of the union jack

No warnings given just respect our law

We fight for our rights and will even the score

We're taking a leaf from the good old days

An eye for an eye like the good book says

Crime don't pay or so they say

Go to hell because it will today

Shouting loud "Yeah hear our voice"

Bazooka's are lethal our weapon of choice

Our Vets sleep on our city streets

While Invaders enjoy  fresh clean sheets

Escorted to Kent by the lifeboat crew  

Along the coast while screwing you

Keep away and hidden from view

The vigilantes are looking for You

Try your luck and see what you get

Just stick your head above the parapet

One in one out I heard them say

But we aint playing the game your way

Look over your shoulder if out tonight

I am a sniper your in my sights

Yeah look over your shoulder if  out tonight

Prepare for war as we love a fight

 A grenade will take you out for sure

Go on just try it open that door

Our Vets sleep on our city streets

While Invaders enjoy  fresh clean sheets

Escorted to Kent by the lifeboat crew  

Along the coast while screwing you

Sick and tired of Muslim scum

Offered goodies so you still come

You abuse our laws and girls you rape

Laughing behind the lefts red tape

We are ready for  war and we don't care

We have grenades and arms to bear

Infesting invaders we need to protect

Our Island we need to disinfect

Lets get it over as I've had enough

Of your stupid religion while we sleep rough

The time is now so no more grief

The contraband is beyond belief

 Our army still sleeps upon the streets 

The Monarchy we will delete

We aint gonna need a sovereign no more

So Blowing you up on the count of four

Howd ya like that You evil sons?

I'm pulling my pin so duck and run

yeah pulling that pin  "You son of a gun"

Four bloody three two bloody one

Ruthless Queen

 There’s a green plasma like glow in the darkest sky

From the west a star dust cloud drifts on by

The moon should shine bright this very night

But the stars can’t produce their cosmic light

There’s a castle standing high on the horizon

Where a newly crowned queen is now rising

They say that every queen needs a guardian  king

A strong hand to guide her new beginning

A shoulder to lean on , a place to hide

But this queen swims against the rolling tide

She was forged straight from the fires of Hell

And in ruling this land she expects to excel

Yeah this queen is ruthless and hard

Your thoughts and feelings forever barred

Don’t whisper a word , don’t steal her stage

You will only further fuel her rage

Her crown sits perfectly, jewels heavy and grand

Before her You have to kneel and kiss her hand

Killing your dreams with every word and stare

Her power deep , Your soul will burn with fire and flare

She paid the highest price for control

To love someone would steal her goal

Her heart and soul to be swallowed by greed

Never weak just Destined to forever Succeed

Yeah this queen is ruthless and hard

Your thoughts and feelings forever barred

Don’t whisper a word , don’t steal her stage

You will only further fuel her rage

Her reign now begun and traitors hung

Only one law and song to be sung

The lessons you learn will always be sacred

Betray and be led through streets tarred and naked

To hide and disobey will take great stealth

Away from her crown and her great wealth

Stay in the shadows where common folk go

Just stay in the background for now watch the show

The green star dust cloud to the west still blows

Afar from where the Cosmic stars do glow

The Queen sits upon a throne of gold

With subjects always willing to do as told

Yeah this queen is ruthless and hard

Your thoughts and feelings forever barred

Don’t whisper a word , don’t steal her stage

You will only further fuel her rage

Her story begins so I’ll say no more

I know you’ve heard this story before

One day maybe you’ll hear of a wonderful story

And a fairer queen will give love, hope and glory

Keep an eye on the Moon and surrounding stars

For Hope of a Future invasion from Mars

Look to the north for the brightest star

Its promise and message will come from afar.